clearly my name is kiana, i'm fourteen and i'm mentally living in california.
| Uterus: | I hope you didn't like those underwear. |
| Stomach: | EAT ALL THE THINGS! |
| Emotions: | I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off. |
| Stomach: | ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS! |
| Uterus: | Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind. |
| Me: | why |
